Bob's Poop
Why no one else thought of this I will never know
We all hate bob's brain and think its "shit" you can ask anyone
who has ever got it and don't lie you know you do but here you go and its in a jar for all to see that you have "dung" in a jar and then sing "I'VE GOT A JAR OF DUNG AND GUESS WHATS INSIDE IT"
who has ever got it and don't lie you know you do but here you go and its in a jar for all to see that you have "dung" in a jar and then sing "I'VE GOT A JAR OF DUNG AND GUESS WHATS INSIDE IT"
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TearofGrace
>%1 base chance.
>Factoring additional details...
_>[Bob's Brain] is {You}r familiar.
__>+?% Chance(?).
_>[Bob's Brain] lacks the ability "Think".
__>+ (
___>100% - |current|% - (
____>[Bob's Brain]'s*Speed* - {You}r *Speed*
___>) - (
____>[Bob's Brain]'s *Strength*-{You}r *Strength*
___>)
__>) Chance
_>[Bob's Brain] holds debuff "Mindless".
__>[Bob's Brain] lacks the power of self action as a near-inanimate being.
___>+100% Base Chance.
>100% reached. skip roll sequence.
>You thrust forward...
>Bob's Brain misinterprets this.
>Bob's Brain attempts to zoom in the direction of your thrust...
>Rolling for possible collision...
_>A 1 has rolled.
__>Critical Failure!!
>The brain brushes against a fly after an 8th of a second, Detonating in {You}r face and crotch.
_>Lost "Natural Pride".
__>Tears Up.
__>Damage Up.
__>Range Up.
__>Gained "trail of disgust and terror educing blood".
__>Pride Down.
__>Confidence Down.
__>Health Down.
__>Lost 2 Heart slices
>Current Health = 0/2
>{You} has died.
GAME OVER
Now I feel slightly less stupid for using my exam study time to produce this garbage.
But I had to do it before it was taken.
Congrats, you now have obtained the item Akeldama from the popular mod: (antibirth).
oh, and you have died.
...S###.
You could say the download button is...
...Constipated.